November 2011
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Rest in peace Smokin' Joe
Muhammad Ali: “Don’t you know I’m God?”
Joe Frazier: “God, you’re going to get your ass kicked”
October 2011
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"and thought of you"
Is a terrible phrase when it comes from someone you don’t want to see
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I think
I fucked up…
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A guy at work was arrested today
because he had a police record and was on parole. Part of his parole was to let the police know where he was living. He had been living in his truck in our parking lot for the past month.
Pretty sure this is going to be a long HR meeting…
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Listen
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Dumbest thing I heard this week
During a meeting explaining our new healthcare options someone asked this question
“Are the voluntary contributions mandatory?”
